nudityandnerdery:

normal-horoscopes:

WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST

• Greater Circle of Bind White Boy
• Aura Lobotomy
• Hail of Gnome Corpses
• Transmute Blunt
• Vengabeam

Oh, shocker, the pasty white boys on the Wizard Council are tired of getting trapped in binding circles so they complained enough to the rest of the Council to get the spell banned.

Look, jerks, if you get caught in a circle, it’s your own damn fault! Learn some contingency spells or to look at the pattern of that carpet you just wandered into the middle of.